Frequently asked questions

Extremely. Femboy Milk is a real company making a real energy drink. The name started as a meme; ZESTY.EXE is what happened when we took the bit much too seriously.

We expect preorders to be ready to ship in approximately 2–3 months. That is an estimate, not a guaranteed delivery date. We’ll send progress updates by email and let you know as soon as your order leaves the building.

First-batch production can occasionally encounter delays. If the estimate changes, we’ll email preorder customers with a clear update rather than leaving you to consult the stars.

Shipping is calculated at checkout using your destination and order details, so you’ll see the cost before completing your purchase.

Enter your address at checkout to see whether we can currently ship to you. If your destination is not available yet, join the Milk List for expansion updates.

No. Femboy Milk is the brand name; ZESTY.EXE is a carbonated energy drink. The milk is metaphorical. The commitment to the bit is not.

Bright, fruity citrus. It is extra fruity, crisp, and emphatically not spicy.

Each 473 ml can contains 180 mg of caffeine and 0 g of sugar. The formula also includes 2,000 mg of taurine plus vitamins B3, B6, and B12.

ZESTY.EXE is a caffeinated energy drink and is not recommended for children, anyone pregnant or breastfeeding, or people sensitive to caffeine. Check the can’s final ingredient and warning label before drinking.

Contact us within 1 week of purchase with your order number to cancel or change the preorder.

Send us your order number and updated address before your order ships. We’ll confirm whether the change can be made. Once a package is with the carrier, rerouting may not be possible.

Yes. When your order ships, tracking details will be sent to the email address used at checkout. It may take a short while for the carrier’s first scan to appear.