LIMITED DROPS
Small batches. Very finite.
Your energy levels have encountered a fatal error. Fortunately, Zesty.exe is ready to reboot the system.
This zero-sugar Femboy Milk energy drink brings a bright, zesty flavour wrapped in unapologetically chaotic packaging. Perfect for marathon gaming sessions, creating content, hitting the gym, or cuddling with the homies.
Each case contains 12 tall 16 fl oz (473 mL) cans
Inside the box:
12 cans of ZESTY.EXE
Zero sugar
Maximum shelf presence
One dangerously cute fridge aesthetic
Dairy & lactose free
NOTICE: Ethically sourced, no Femboys were harmed in it's creation
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